if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
So, John Green has revealed that Hazel dies a year later Augustus’ death.
I need a moment. And a help. I’m going to cry in a corner.
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing